smileybeardman:

im not sure if i needa get laid or if i just needa eat some cake.

(via freakensenny)

homoish:

I hate that feeling you get in your stomach when you see him. No, not butterflies. I’m talking about that need for dick so much it actually hurts in your stomach

(via ruinedchildhood)

themadcapmathematician:

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

This was the first thing i ever saw on tumblr. Ever. 

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via jnc-cr33d)

docktahwatson:

My dash did a thing.

(via jnc-cr33d)

easied:

photoshop is the reason i have trust issues

(via ruinedchildhood)

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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

i think people who use the “but i have black/brown/gay/lesbian/etc friends!” excuse when telling jokes, or what have you, should realize one important distinction: each individual is different.

my best friend is mexican, and he is totally, 100% okay with stereotypical mexican jokes (we both poke…

foreverheroine:

This just made me so freaking happy

(Source: cubrone, via stops-time-tell-your-friends)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

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michaxl:

people say i look different without my glasses but i dont see it

(Source: michaxl, via vanillalatteeee)

skeletontrash:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

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