modestdemidov:

"make up is false advertisement!"

translation:

"i view women as products"

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eluciidate:

the best part of smoking by myself is that it’s always my hit

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burgrs:

#BeesForHe send a box of bees to every man you know

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oomshi:

arctic monkeys time travel to make an appearance on the rugrats

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automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

image

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If you read this then you are a cutie.

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faire-amourr:

hope you like - thanks for submitting!

This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen! thank you so much for this its beautiful. you’re so talented. I am speechless.

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merlinkiliemrysatyourservice:

zombie1ovejuice:

THIS WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE YOU SWEET CREATURES

The last one “mom stahp be cool”

(Source: classical-mind, via vanillalatteeee)

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

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hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

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troyesivan:

permanent to do list

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iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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